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fatwink
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
pizza
hello
panic-at-the-dildos
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
djali96
Wut?
panic-at-the-dildos
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.
me: yes self-positivity !!! i love myself! i am a ray of positivity that radiates sunshine and happiness! i am an ethereal creature! i am the light!
me: i want to die i hate myself
"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."
— Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)
(via etotakosam)
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
chickenstripping
Wow you’re a JERK. A really cute jerk with an adorable nose and a cute voice and I WANT TO THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF WITH SHARKS WAITING FOR YOU but before they get you I want to save you from falling and kiss and cuddle you BUT AFTER THAT THE SHARKS CAN EAT YOUR STUPID DUMB adorable cute quirky self ugh
smacbook
i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self
lets-get-krunk
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
justindonuts
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
timecurry
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
the-wayward-brit
This is me right this very moment
fistfulloffourleafclovers
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke